Law

So here's a list of my favorite crazy laws that I stumbled across for Alabama...enjoy!

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
Mobile: It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

And just to be fair, Michigan, though I don't think they're as crazy or fun, you decide...

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
In Detroit, Michigan it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub.
In Rochester, Michigan, anyone bathing in public must have his or her bathing suit inspected by a police officer.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
The use of the names of dead presidents to sell alcohol in Michigan is prohibited.

Information posted here was obtained from
http://www.bored.com/crazylaws/

Gross!

Well I know it's been a LONG time since I last updated and I've been meaning to...I even had one completely ready to post but then the internet went down. So this won't be very long but I have a customer story for ya'll. *WARNING* It's kinda gross, proceed with caution.

So this guy come into the fitting room and said he had two items to try on, so Kelsey and I tell him he can go ahead. Soon after, he calls one of us over, I'm not sure who he really wanted, but he wanted us to get him a different size in the shorts he had grabbed. We do this all the time so I had no problem with it. He opened the door and I noticed he didn't have a shirt on. Gross, cause he was in his 50's and was kinda fat, but tolerable. Well, I get over to the door to grab the shorts and he proceeds to open the door the rest of the way and step out a little ways and he DOESN'T HAVE ANY PANTS ON! He had underwear on but this underwear was like a man-thong or something. It covered the essentials but not much else. I was disgusted! Then he stands there talking to me trying to tell me what size he needed in the shorts and just kept talking. At this point I had turned my head and just kept listening. After I left to go check on the item I called security over and thankfully they responded quickly. I told them what had happened so the security team lead took the pants back to the guy and told him he could get dressed and then come out to get the pants but that we didn't have the size he wanted. The customer sounded like he was surprised to hear a man's voice and he certainly didn't open the door that time. I felt sick for about 15 minutes afterward, I was nervous and shaking and disgusted! Why do some people suck so much?! Why in the world would any guy open the door in just his underwear when there are two girls sitting right there?! UGH!

Okay, so that's my story. I apologize if you were disgusted as well but you can't even imagine how I felt. I mean we're talking feeling like I wanna throw up, feeling like I want to kick this guy where it hurts, feeling like I wanna cry...it was awful.

Alright, on the bright side....We're down to about one month! I can't wait! I still need a cake and then everything else is kind of small stuff that I can take care of as I think of it.

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAUDIA!! I had fun last night. And thanks Sarah, I lifted this picture from your blog...I hope you don't mind.